Has your wife left you?
Are you in need of a friend, a partner, but you don't have one? Unbelievable, yet true,
Roger Williams, the man considered to be the worlds maddest scientist, stated on Friday November 15th 2022, that his newest discovery called "Everyone Hates Brocken Hearts" is now in function and available for any poor unfortunate soul that needs to be "repaired", literally.
Williams claims life is too short for people to be wasting emotions on situations that our organs refuse to forget about. His newest creation is eco-friendly and works with the power of love.
That's right, love; you trade the love you have for that not-so-special someone anymore, for a new, sparkly heart! The Daily Love Magazine has reported that people from all over the world have gathered around Williams' laboratory, built right on the coast of San Diego, California, and are anxiously waiting for their own miracle. The cost for this therapy is very little due to the fact that Roger Williams is a very rich and powerful man and like his discovery, his acts are full of love. Other scientists that have studied this topic claim that it is impossible to create new feelings inside a body without consulting the brain first, but have concluded that it is not harmful to the human body and has no side effects. To find out more about this incredible fact you can visit Williams website at www.Loveforabetterheart.net/crazierthaneinsteinrog, or call our newspaper station at 1-800-555-2095 for more information.
You must be 18 years or older to apply for your heart to be miraculously cured.
WARNING: This product is against animal testing. It's full of love.
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